1. People think I’m Hawaiian.
2. I enjoy a good coconut
3. I once had to sit in with my grandmother during her gynecological exam.
4. I’m double jointed
5. I love GOLD
6. I’ll eat at Arby’s at least once a week
7. Sometimes I fart but spread rumors that it was someone else
8. I was born in a grass hut
9. I will randomly mean mug children
10. I have two cats.